It's Valentine's Day! What are you planning to do for your sweetheart?
a.) Chocolates (11%)
b.) I won't get too drunk tonight. OK, I will, but I definitely won't puke (actually I can't promise that either). (15%)
c.) Less farting. (30%)
d.) I working on a special poem...does anyone know a word that rhymes with cum-face? (28%)
e.) I haven't had a date in years...fuck you, Davey Mac. Fuck you royal. (16%)
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