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Poll-verizing! (Dave Poll of the Day- Feb. 14)

  It's Valentine's Day! What are you planning to do for your sweetheart?

a.) Chocolates (11%)

b.) I won't get too drunk tonight.  OK, I will, but I definitely won't puke (actually I can't promise that either). (15%)

c.) Less farting. (30%)

d.) I working on a special poem...does anyone know a word that rhymes with cum-face? (28%)

e.) I haven't had a date in years...fuck you, Davey Mac.  Fuck you royal. (16%)


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