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Thank you all for coming to the Davey Mac Movie-thon!! It was a fucking great night!! (6/19/13)

  Thank you, dogsies, for coming out!!  And to those who didn’t, go screw a duck!!!  Just kidding.  That would not only be inappropriate but it would be downright silly.  Ducks aren’t for fucking.  That’s what my great-uncle Bill told me shortly before he jumped in front of a bus.  Anyway, here are some pics.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go have sex with a pigeon.  Uncle Bill never said shit about not humping those cute little fuckers.  If the photos of Davey Mac, Tracy Morgran, Roy Shaffer, and more aren't uploading, CLICK HERE!!!

Dave and Roy being weird

Dave and Roy at Movie-thon 2
Dave and Roy at Movie-thon 2

Dave and Tracy Morgan

Dave and Tracy Morgan 2
Dave and Tracy Morgan 2

Dave and Roy Shaffer on stage

Dave and Roy at the Movie-thon
Dave and Roy at the Movie-thon

Dave pointing at Tracy Morgan like a creep

Dave and Tracy Morgan
Dave and Tracy Morgan

Dave is probably high right here

Dave and Roy at Movie-thon3
Dave and Roy at Movie-thon3

Dave and Roy and either a very tan Pepper or Tracy Morgan…we’re not sure ’cause we’re drunk

Dave and Tracy Morgan and Roy
Dave and Tracy Morgan and Roy

Random picture of Dave wearing a turkey hat that has nothing to do with the Movie-thon whatsoever…

Turkey Hat
Turkey Hat

Even more random picture of Larry Appleton from “Perfect Strangers”

Larry Appleton
Larry Appleton

The Davey Mac Sports Program (online version) returns THURDAY! November 8th! LIVE at 7 PM Eastern on Ustream!!


Fuck yeah!!  After the bullshit break imposed by the cum-slut which was Hurricane Sandy, the Davey Mac Sports Program returns LIVE on THURSDAY on Ustream and/or!!!  Join us!!  PLUS, the Sports Report returns next week!!  PLUS, PLUS, the Davey Mac XL show on Sirius XM Satellite Radio is BACK, this Saturday on Sirius 206, XM 105 at 7 PM Eastern, 4 Pacific!!  We're back, baby!!  And we're better than ever!!  Peace!!

-Dave (11/8/12)


The Davey Mac Sports Report will be on indefinite leave because Hurricane Sandy was a Cum-Slut!


Yes, sirs and madams!  I deeply regret to inform you that because of this whore Hurricane Sandy, the Davey Mac Sports Report will be on indefinite leave.  New Jersey is still a Hell-Hole and all of my energy is going to finding out and reporting information for the station that I host my morning show on- WBJB 90.5 The Night.  I need to be both Woodward AND Bernstien on this shit!!  Apologies!  However, we ARE gonna do our best to do the Davey Mac Sports Program (online AND Sirius XM versions) this week!  So at least we fucking have THAT!!  Anyway, I hope Hurricane Sandy tries to come back to New Jersey and our state puts her on a fucking pinball machine and rapes the piss out of her a la Jodie Foster in The Accused.  For older reports, visit the the Sports Report Archive!!  Peace!!

-Dave (11/5/12)


TAKE OFFENSE - a short story by David McDonald (7/27/12)



by David McDonald

There he was.  Dangling off a cliff as he desperately clutched the front bumper of his beaten-up Corvette that, like him, had seen better days.  Shane Sullivan had made some mistakes in his life.  This was one of them.

Two hours earlier, Shane had been in a card game, when he noticed a beautiful girl walk into the room.  He had stared at her as if he had just been given a pair of aces…drunkenly, happily.

“Who’s that?” Shane asked Doyle.

“That’s his daughter,” Doyle replied.

The “his” in the equation was The Pock, Vincente Galari.  He was called The Pock because of the pockmarks that were scattered over his face.  The Pock didn’t mind the nick-name, in fact he actually liked it.  He felt it made people uneasy…and that was his job…as the Boss of his crime organization.

“So?  That means I can’t go out with her?” Shane asked with a distinctive slur in his speech.

“That’s exactly what it means,” said Doyle.

The girl’s name was Rosario.  And she was a stunner.  She made eyes with Shane, who was sinking deeper and deeper into debt because he played poker too often and too drunk.  He decided to walk over to her, see if she wanted to go for a ride.

“You want to get outta here?” he asked.

“Do you know who my father is?” Rosario inquired.

“Yeah, he’s that ugly guy.”

Rosario giggled, grabbed Shane’s hand…and the two were in the car, driving on a snake-curved road…the kind of road that one thinks only exists in the movies.

As they were speeding around the corners, Rosario leaned in for what Shane was thinking at worst was a kiss, and at-best a driver’s seat blowjob.

“You know, Shane,” she said, “I take offense that you think my father is ugly.  I also take offense that you are driving while under the influence.  I furthermore take offense that you owe my father $30,000 and it looks as if you have no way of paying the money.”

“Jesus, you are one sensitive, bitch.” Shane said dryly.

“I also take offense that you would A.) call me sensitive and B.) would refer to me as a ‘bitch.’”

“Fuck, lady,” Shane said.

“I also take offense to the fact that people don’t think wizards are real.  And I take offense that animals don’t speak English.  I take offense at being tickled underwater…” Rosario declared.

“Maybe we should go home,” nervously said Shane.

“…I take offense that midgets take offense at being called midgets.  I take offense that we can’t drink paint without getting sick, even though it looks so good.  I take offense that I have never seen a proper goblin…”

“Jesus Christ.”

“I take offense that mud and poo are the same color.  I take offense that doctors don’t like to be stalked apparently.  And I really take offense that you, as the driver, would not wear your seat-belt.”

Rosario leaned over to the driver’s side and slammed the brake with her left foot.  Shane went flying wildly threw the windshield as the car barely came to a screeching halt before it rocketed off the cliff.  Shane grabbed the front bumper.  It was the only thing that separated him from the rocky ground that awaited 300 feet below.

Rosario got out of the car, and slowly walked over to Shane, still grabbing the bumper.

“And mostly, I take offense that you would drive me around in a shitty, broken-down Corvette.  I’m a Ferrari-kind of girl,” she said.

Rosario kicked at Shane’s hands.  One of them came off the bumper.  He clung with one hand to his car, the bumper about to give way.  Shane then reached into his jacket with his free hand and pulled out a gun.

“I take offense that you are an elitist bitch…Corvettes rule.” Shane said, before shooting Rosario in the head.  She fell back, as the bumper on his car finally separated from the vehicle.

Shane plummeted to the ground, the phrase “Take offense to THAT, bitch“…the last words to ever be in his mind.

The End


I'm off to Disney World! The Sports Report returns on Thursday, June 28th!!

  The Davey Mac Sports Report goes on hiatus until Thursday, June 28th, because Davey Mac will be at Disney World, vacationing with his family!!  In the meantime, you can get your fix of the Sports Report in the archive section!!

This is my first time going there, so I don’t know what to expect!!  Other places that I have never been to include:

* Pretzel Land

* the dentist

* Planet Jizz


Anyway, I guarantee that my family has a great time at Disney World…that is…until I get detained by Disney Security for drunkenly slapping Donald Duck in the face for “talking like an asshole.”  Seriously, Donald has been in show business for almost eighty fucking years, at some point this stupid animal should think about fixing his speech impediment!!!  Hell, look at the Dave Man.  It only took him seven years (between the ages of 6 and 13) for Dave to learn how to properly say the letter “R”.  And yes, in full disclosure, it took another eighteen years to adequately pronounce an “S”.  And, fine, I still cannot say the letter “T”…which makes it very embarrassing for me when I attend Mr. T conventions.


And, sure, I still stutter from time to time, like I’m Billy from One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.  And, yeah, like Billy, I have spent time in a “mental health facility”.  And like Billy, I too enjoy hanging out with a large Native American man and a small Danny DeVito man.


But I’ve changed, dammit.  I’ve evolved.  I no longer kick children in the back of their legs and scream “Sneak attack!!” while doing it.  I don’t fart into the bread basket anymore…then offer people a slice of Dave’s Secret Garlic Bread.  Nor do I make fun of small animals behind their backs to my therapist.  No.  I’m a new man these days.


See?  I now sit on very white floors where I concentrate to have a distinctly “Don’t worry, I’m not gonna touch you inappropriately” look.  I also enjoy taking pictures like the one below that say, “Hey, I like shrubbery and staring up women’s skirts.”

Anyway, the Sports Report will return on Thursday, June 28th!!  Go to the archive section if you’ve missed any!!  AND the iTunes Davey Mac Sports Program and Davey Mac XL on Sirius XM Satellite Radio will all be back the week of June 27th!!!  See you homies later!!  Check in to every once in a while for pics or shit that I’ll try to post from Disney World!!  Peace!!



A new gorgeous Davey Mac Sports Program is up, dogsies!

....And I tells ya its a good one.  We have it all- Rum, Sodomy, and the Women's Soccer.  Phil Mickelson is batshit nuts.  Sports is fun.  We chant.  Jon Gruden gives us some more "sodsenbocker."  Plus, more!! Take a listen!! Share it with your friends!! Tell your neighbors!! Eat some food, you're looking a little thin! .....Seriously, do you want me to get you something?  I'm driving past Ruby Tuesday's anyway I can pick you up something.  How about a nice burger?  What?? A salad?!?! Come on, live a little!! I'm telling you, you look a little on the light side!!  I DON'T CARE if its a chicken Caesar salad, its still a salad, dammit!! Come on already!!  Fine! Fine you do whatever you want! I'm just saying this cuz I care!!!!

Check out the Davey Sports Program Video Snippet for July 13!

It's in the Latest Video section on this site! If you missed any others, check out the Video Gallery or my Youtube Channel for older Video Snippets or comedy videos! In this one: Tru TV comedian Mike Trainor, Pepper and his Sunglasses, Sean O and his Beer, and Roy and his Weirdness/Dave and his Awesomeness. Good shit, homies! Check out the show on iTunes and/or and if you like it, maybe give it a 5 Star Review! Thanks, homies!

Thanks to ALL who came to the 2nd Annual Davey Mac Sports Program Wiffle Ball Tournament!

It was a rousing success and great fun! We had an awesome time. To all who came- thank you! And if you missed it we may have another one this October! If not, then we'll see you next year.  I myself hit many home runs including this one which was FAIR!!!!!

Look at that ball! How can you say foul?!?! Bastards!! Next time we need instant replay for such moments because I was ROBBED!! Anyway, my teams won two out of three games so I was happy.  I was also named (by myself) Game 2 MVP.  See you guys later!


Listen to the Davey Mac Sports Program on iTunes or  Get the link on this site in the Current Projects section on the Main Page.  See ya's!!