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Today Is The Annual McDonald Easter Egg Hunt Of Death.

When one participates in the ruthless and lethal McDonald Easter Egg Hunt, one experiences emotions of euphoria, panic, paranoia, anxiety, and insanity. For this is the most dangerous and mind-bending Easter Egg Hunt in the world. But you WILL compete…and you WILL dominate. Trust no one. All are enemies. Destroy your opponent. And capture the Golden Egg. Have a nice day.

- Dave