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Forget Tom Brady: A Super Bowl Tradition

Gather ‘round, children! And let me tell you the fantastic tale of Tom Brady & The Giants Super Bowl Song. You see, many moons ago, an evil wizard and football coach named Bill Belichick cast a dark spell and conjured up a sinister vampire to play quarterback. That vampire’s name is Tom Brady. He never ages. He doesn’t grow old. He simply drinks the blood of unicorns while playing in the Super Bowl year in and year out. He must be stopped. For the love of humanity…Tom Brady…must be stopped. Or the world, as we know it, shall be lost forever…

- Mr. David