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My Moment Has Arrived.

As I gazed at the cosmic fireworks display that circled through the sky...I noticed something quite strange.   One red, white, and blue firework had gone astray and was not with the others.   In fact, it was headed right towards me.   I sat fearfully on the beach...I was frozen with dread.   At 1000 miles per hour, the American-themed firework came at me with the speed of a comet.   And then, a mighty flash occurred...and I felt the firework enter my brain.   It traveled through my body and electrified my enzymes.   The Dave Man has now emerged.   With even MORE power than before.   My moment...has arrived.