When I play my kids in the greatest sport ever invented, Wiffle Ball, only one thing comes to my mind: Total And Utter Domination. I'm aware that when some people compete against their own children in different games, they go easy on them. But when the Dave Man takes on the younglings, it's all about showing them why I am a two-time Wiffle Ball Hall Of Famer...and why I am a force to be reckoned with. Welcome to the Jungle, kidz...you're gonna get beaten in Wiffle Ball.
- Davey Mac