In the interest of full disclosure, I will admit to being a hard-core Steven Spielberg fan. Sometimes I wish I could make grilled cheese for Mr. Spielberg while I ask him about Indiana Jones. Now, having said that, I will say this: Ready Player One is great. It's a huge, spectacle of a movie, and it rocks. So, if you're reading this, Mr. Spielberg, please consider my offer to make you lunch, while I pepper you with questions about dinosaurs and sharks and archaeologists. That is all.
- East Side Dave