Hello, my brothers and sisters! It's Father David here...the most sinister priest in all the land! In the name of the Father, and of the East Side Davidians, and of the HOLY HISS...I have declared myself an active participant in the 21st Annual IWF Loud & Proud Wrestling Event (this Saturday, April 14th, at 7:30 PM, in Nutley, New Jersey)!! And I promise YOU, my congregation, that I will enter the 18-Man-Over-The-Top-Rope-Rumble.....and I will WIN!! Can I get an AMEN!! Check out this IWF Loud & Proud Link to get all the details!! See you there, daddy!! YES!
- Father David