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Force Friday Leads To Shocking STAR WARS Theory!

Take a look at the picture in this article.  That is the first time that we're seeing Snoke in the flesh (upper right box).  Now, if the action figure is true to scale...Snoke has got to be four or five inches taller than Captain Phasma (who is quite large).  In other words, Snoke could be clocking in at close to seven feet tall.  So, here is Master David's official theory (as based on my Star Wars toy purchases from yesterday).  Ready?  Here we go.  Be prepared to get shocked.  Snoke is, in fact, the Galaxy's first-ever Hairless Chewbacca's peculiar brother.  Trust me.  

May the Force be with you!

- Master David