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We're Having A Party! Bring Out The Gimp!

Hey, everybody!  Davey Mac here!  And nothing says, "We're having a party!" quite like bringing out a gimp during YOUR fiesta!  So right now, for a limited time, order an East Side Gimp for $99.99 and get the SECOND East Side Gimp for 50% off!  And remember, we here at Davey Mac's Torture And Human Gimp Store will match our competitors' prices or our products are FREE!  Order NOW!

by Dave