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I Should Have Asked For A Clear Definition Of "Higher Ground"...........

Hey, gang.  Darth David here.  And I have a nice space-tip for any prospective Dark Side-users looking to get into the Sith time a Jedi tells you that he has the "higher ground", make sure you ask him to clarify his wording.  I thought Obi-Wan was speaking metaphorically when he told ME that he had "the higher ground."  Well......he wasn't.  Boy, do I feel embarrassed.  I also feel very armless and legless at this point, too.  So, remember, Evil Ones, make sure you don't get tricked by the Jedi and their weird analogies!  Adios!

- Darth David