Breaking News! This Just In! Special Alert! "East Side" Dave McDonald has been arrested......by the Awesome Police!! It's true! Dave has been booked on charges of:
- being The Greatest Of All Time
- having The Best Program In The World
- and general awesomeness.
We'll have more on this story as it develops! By the way, the "we" in this scenario is actually me, Dave, and my pet turtle, Rocky!! Have a nice day!!