Who's ready to rock and roll today until our eyes bleed and our ears fall off?! WE ARE!! WE are ready to rock so hard that, due to our thunderous rocking, we'll cause birds to suddenly explode and old people to erupt into flames! We're gonna rock so hard that children will turn evil and throw grenades at their parents! We're gonna rock until our pets decide to blow up the garage! Let's ROCK!
- Dave (WRAT, 95.9 FM)