My name is "East Side" Dave McDonald, and I am, quite simply, The Greatest Of All Time. It's true. I was tested and my G.O.A.T. Midichlorian count is off the charts, daddy. So, don't you worry. No, dogsie. You just kick those feet up and let the Dave Man take care of your day with an evil smile that will both frighten and inspire. The Dave Man's got this.
- E.S.D. (G.O.A.T.)