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Things Are Getting Weird.

Have you ever come to the conclusion that all of this is a mirage?

That life itself is one, giant cartoon?

That we human beings are just fleshy hallucinations of the Snake-Gods?

That these Snake-Gods will shoot lasers at us if we get out of line?

That the Snake-Gods control EVERYTHING with their evil, serpent-minds?

No?  You haven't thought of that?!

.......Good.  If you would be insane.  Now, go for a nice walk today, you nut-face.

- Dave