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Happy New Year's Eve!

Master Davey Skywalker here...wishing you a very Happy New Year's Eve!!   I love this day!!   So much exciting anticipation for a new year and fresh start!   Plus, it's an excellent opportunity to kill the Emperor when he's not looking!!   He's usually pretty drunk by nine o'clock (amateur), and he's quite vulnerable!!   It's the perfect time to make a New Year's Resolution and throw the Emperor down a gigantic space-shaft!!   Then, at Midnight, Master Ryan Seacrest-Kenobi exclaims "Happy New Year!" as he pushes the button that blows up the second Death Star!!   Good times!!   Have a wonderful day!

- Davey Skywalker

by Dave