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The Last Jedi Is This Week!

We are merely DAYS away from Star Wars: The Last Jedi and the Force is with me and I am ONE with the Force!   I'm so excited that I've had Ewoks and Porgs dancing in my head!   I'm so thrilled that I've chopped off my right hand and replaced it with a robotic one in emulation of Luke Skywalker!!   Opening up cans of soda has never been harder!!   Anyway, see ya at Star Wars, dogsies!!   YES!!