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Punch It, Davey!

Hi,  Davey Skywalker here to talk to you about superior spaceship quality.  When I have to space-travel, I prefer the cozy comfort of the Millennium Falcon.  With sturdy Mynok-proof windows, explosive pick-up that allows the pilot to zoom out of the belly of a gigantic space-slug, and enough blasters to kill an entire squadron of Stormtroopers in one sitting, the Millennium Falcon has the sleek style and murderous features that I need to be the best Jedi that I can be.  So, mosey on down to your local Falcon dealer right now where Falcons are 50% off.  May the Bargain be with you!

- Davey Skywalker (Jedi/Spaceship Salesman)