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The First Order Ain't So Bad!

Hey, space-kidz!  It's the Galaxy's greatest military recruiter here, General Dave, saying: "Come join the fun and sign up for the First Order!  We've got really cool ships!  The travel is fantastic!  And you'll meet lots of folks (that you may have to kill)!  See you around!"

- General Dave