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The Last Jedi Posters...What Do They Mean?!

I have lined up all of my mini-posters for Star Wars: The Last Jedi in hopes of discovering some clues regarding the movie's plot-line.  And I have deduced, through my transcendent Star Wars Sleuthing, that at some point, the top half of every major character's head will fly off...perhaps sliced off with a lightsaber...maybe getting decapitated while racing their favorite land-speeder...or even getting eaten off by an Ewok with rabies.  The point is this: the mini-posters show it...in The Last Jedi...at some point...everyone...will lose their head!!  Ahhhhhh!!!

- Davey-Wan Kenobi; Star Wars Sleuth