You deserve this day off. So take it. Enjoy the stuffing out of it. Chop it up into little pieces and swallow it whole, baby. Put some rubber gloves on and get into this day off like there's no tomorrow. Put on your sexiest outfit and woo the H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks out of this day off. Take this day off to the pool where you can ogle in-shape people to such a creepy extent that you are asked to leave said pool. You've earned this day off, dogsie...enjoy.
- East Side Dave