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Saturdays Are For Winners.

Go ahead.  Treat yourself to something nice on this sunny Saturday.  You deserve it.  You're a winner.  Trust me, daddy.  I've seen a lot of winners in my day...and you are at the tippy top of that Winners Pyramid.  I say you have some ice cream.  I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT TIME OF DAY IT IS, HAVE SOME ICE CREAM!!!

...Sorry for yelling at you just there.  I apologize.  But you know what?  You can handle that type of stern discipline, dogsie.  You know why?  Because you're a winner.  Have a nice day.

- East Side Dave