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The Star Wars Father

INTERIOR.  Grand Moff Tarkin's Death Star Suite.  

Tarkin awakens, feels the sheets with Empire displeasure; they are wet. He looks at his hand; the wetness is blood. He is
frightened, pulls aside the covers, and sees fresh blood on
his star sheets and space pajamas. He grunts, pulls the puddle of
blood in his bed. He feels his own Imperial body frantically,
moving, down, following the blood, until he is face to face
with the great severed head of his favorite Dewback lying at the foot of his bed. Tarkin tries to scream; but cannot. No sound comes out. Then, finally and suddenly, an ear-splitting scream of "NOOOOOOO!" a la Darth Vader in that scene from Episode III. FIN.

             

by Dave