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If You Are A Sith, You Don't Want A Piece Of The Dave Man.

Davey Mac salivates at the thought of chopping up some Sith Lords as if he was making a space-salad, dogsie.  The Dave Man ain't scared of the glowing, red eyes and evil, black hoods.  That's kids stuff.  You know what frightens Master David?  Bunions.  They're gross and sort of alien-looking.  So unless you're a Sith Lord with really bad feet...run away from Dave.  RUN.

- Davey-Wan Kenobi

by Dave