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I Broke My Ankle Yesterday. And You Know What? I STILL Cannot Be Stopped!

My ankle has been shattered like a pizza whose topping is dynamite and then blown up by Wile E. Coyote.......sorry.......that's the painkillers talking.  Quite frankly, I've been training my stuffed animals to compete in the next Olympics since I've been injured and------sorry again.  That was the painkillers.  Anyway, while breaking your ankle sucks, at least they give you this radical Stormtrooper boot to wear.  So, now my Stormtrooper outfit is complete!!  God bless America!!

- East Side Dave