Lando Calrissian and I have been life-long friends. I enjoy routinely beating him at cards. Quite frankly, Lando is a piss-poor games player. I even won three astromech droids from him while playing Space Connect Four. But still, we're close chums...even though he called me a "slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler",,,AND there was that time when he sold me out to Darth Vader and indirectly had me frozen in Carbonite...also he hit on my princess girlfriend. Come to think of it, you owe me an apology, Lando!!! YES, you do, punk!! Have a great weekend, Rebels!
- East Side Dave Solo