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Climb Your Way To The Top: An Inspirational East Side Dave Story

When I am alone at night...without pants on, of course...the first thing that comes to my mind is "How can I inspire the Planet Earth like a great Olympian?"  Unfortunately, the answer never comes to me...I can barely swim without drowning like a drunken, red-headed moron...and I run as quickly as a legless, dead person.  The good news...I got this fantastic pic from my secret Dave Photoshop Weapon...Jimbo!  Have a nice day!

- Davey Mac