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Finding Davey

I have an idea for a movie.  It revolves around the world's most handsome septopus (who goes by the name East Side Davey Mac).  We follow Davey as he searches for Sour Patch Kids while in the Smoke Zone.  Oh, the adventures Davey gets into as he stumbles around in a fog...desperately looking for his candy!  The picture is a winner, I tells ya!  A winner!  Now, someone get Pixar on the phone with me...I got a movie to pitch!  I figure all I need is a budget of $385 million and free, unlimited Sour Patch Kids on the set and we got a deal!  See you in Hollywood, dogsie!

- Dave