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Star Wars Celebration Ends Today!

All good things must end, I guess.  Some jerkface-poet said that, I think.  I've been healthily avoiding this New Jersey heatwave by staying indoors and watching the amazing Star Wars Celebration Europe on the Internet...wishing it would go on forever.  Speaking of staying cool, does anyone know where I can get some Carbonite?  I heard it works better than air-conditioning!!  Hahahaha!  I slay me...with a lightsaber!!  Hahahaha!!  Davey-Wan Kenobi OUT!!  Have a good one!