So, yesterday, my DIRECTV went out not once...not twice...but THRICE, daddy! Are you kidding me?! I then proceeded to call DIRECTV multiple times, and was on the phone with these bastards for hours. Why? They told me they could not get a service guy out to my house until SIX days later! What the BLEEP is that?! Goodbye, Yankee Baseball! Farewell, Big Brother! Adios, Game Of Thrones SEASON FINALE!! Hey, DIRECTV, screw YOU!!!!
.......Have a nice weekend, Dave Pound.
- East Side Dave