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We Get Weird For The Preakness.

Today is the running of the Preakness, the second leg of the Triple Crown, and we're gonna see if this dumb animal, Nyquist, has any heart.  He's trying to be the first horse-racing Triple Crown-winner since..............last year.  I guess American Pharoah "stole his thunder", as they say on dopey sports-radio shows.  Who does the Dave Man like?  I'm putting fourteen dollars on Chewbacca.......and I have a message to famous horse-trainers Doug O'Neill and Bob Baffert: Let the Wookie win.  Good day.

- East Side Dave