Breaking News! Sources have confirmed that indeed Monday is Fun Day. This comes as a shocking surprise as it was previously thought that Sunday was Fun Day. When questioned, representatives for Sunday voiced displeasure: "This is B.S.," said one. "Football, no school, The Simpsons...SUNDAY is truly Fun Day." But the Monday Faction is not budging. "The world is changing. We have Skype now. Katy Perry. Peanut butter. Of course, Monday is the rightful Fun Day." We'll keep you up-to-date on this story although it will not develop, dogsie.
- East Side Dave