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Shhhhhhhh!

...Don't make a sound.  There is something crawling on your shoulder.  I can't tell if it's poisonous or not...but damn, homie...that thing looks deadly.  I've never seen one that large before.  Stay still!!  Don't even breathe!!  Quiet down!!!  Get yourself calm!!!  Keep it together, dogsie!!!!!!!!  Shhhhhhhh!!!!!!

- East Side Dave