And together we shall rule the Galaxy as Dave Man and Dave Pound. Nothing will stop us now. We will finish what our grandfather, Darth Vader, started. And what a great grandpa he was. I loved it when he would take us to the boardwalk and Force-Choke the games vendors in order to win us free teddy bears. And then he would guide the skee-ball with the Dark Side of the Force into always going in the 50-point circle. We'd win so many reward-tickets that we were able to basically buy a small car when we were done playing the games. Ahhh, Grandpa Vader, you were good, YOU!
- "East Side" Dave Ren