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You Bring The Noise. I'll Bring The Lightning.

And together we shall rule the Galaxy as Dave Man and Dave Pound.  Nothing will stop us now.  We will finish what our grandfather, Darth Vader, started.  And what a great grandpa he was.  I loved it when he would take us to the boardwalk and Force-Choke the games vendors in order to win us free teddy bears.  And then he would guide the skee-ball with the Dark Side of the Force into always going in the 50-point circle.  We'd win so many reward-tickets that we were able to basically buy a small car when we were done playing the games.  Ahhh, Grandpa Vader, you were good, YOU!  

- "East Side" Dave Ren