It's Friday!! It's Fun Day!! It's time to kick off those shoes and pants and walk into 7-11 with your adult-diaper on and demand that you get a free Slurpee for being a loyal customer throughout the years!! And if you don't get that free Slurpee, you threaten to remove that adult-diaper and let your poo spill out all over the Slim Jims!! BAM!! Have a great weekend, Dave Pound!!
- "East Side" Dave