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I Had Crazy Dreams Last Night.

Let's get straight to the point.  If dreams are any indicator of mental stability, I've clearly gone more insane than 90% of the inmates at Arkham Asylum.  Last night, I dreamt that I needed to eat my own hands to survive being stranded in the woods.  So, I poured ketchup all over my fingers and chomped away.  When I gobbled down my last finger (my left pinky), I looked up and realized that I was not in fact stranded in the woods.  Rather, I was in the warm comfort of my own home and had no reason to eat my own hands in the first place.  Yup, I've gone crazy.  Have a great day, dogsie!

- East Side Dave