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TGIF! Let's Rock This Weekend Like It's Our Finals Days On Earth!

Weekends are not for the faint of heart, daddy.  They are times for getting out there, carousing, walking pantsless into 7-11 while on mushrooms, buying 100 Twinkies, and then setting them up in little legions as if they were the Twinkie Roman Empire.  Then, we shall take our Twinkie Army and march into Germania and destroy those savage, tribal, German Devil Dogs with all our might!  Bring on the weekend...hoorah!!

- East Side Dave