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Jedi Don't Call Out Sick.

I am feverish.  I am nauseous.  I have the chills.  I am sweating.  I am the freezing.  I am seeing double.  I am bleeding from the nose.  I am liquid-pooping from the butt.   I am going through HELL, ladies and gentlemen.  But am I taking the day off?  No.  Jedi don't call out sick, dogsie.  See you homies this morning on  WRAT, 95.9 The Rat and tonight at 7 PM (EST) on the East Side Dave Show on   Peace.

- East Side Dave