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You Are Cordially Invited To Dinner...And A Murder.

Try the wine!  Muhahahahahahaha!  Just kidding!  Don't try it!  It's poisoned!  Hahahahaha!!  Oh, man I just enjoy the heck out of DayQuil, you know?  Here I am...sick as an orphan from a Charles Dickens's five o'clock in the morning on a Saturday...I could have slept in...but I'd rather write this article (with no pants on, I might add).  Hahahahaha!  Catch you later, baby!

- East Side Dave