Nobody messes with the Dave Man. And do you know why not? Because the Dave Man is the Talk Show Host Hardcore Champion...and he can't possibly be beaten. Stick nails in his eye-balls. Shoot pellets into his crotch. Break a vase over his face. The Dave Man feels no pain. The Dave Man keeps coming. And he won't rest until he gets what he deserves. Have a nice day.
- The Dave Man