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General Dave Says: "Have A Good Day, Boys & Girls!"

Enjoy your day, dogsies!  Eat lots of bread!  Drink the hot chocolate!  Shovel the snow!  Take down the Resistance!  Protect Starkiller Base!  Careful, Ren, that your personal interest does not interfere with orders from Supreme Leader Snoke!!

- General East Side Dave