Further showing the decaying taste of young Americans far and wide, Justin Bieber played the drums on Jimmy Fallon's show last night, and the Internet has blown up over how "good" he apparently was. I didn't see it. I'm not gonna even Google it. I just know that I destroy him in the art of drumming. This video is evidence. Here I am. Out of my mind in the Smoke Zone. And I still annihilate the skins. I bet you Bieber has never even heard of Keith Moon.
- East Side Dave