Once upon a time, in an area of New Jersey near you, lived a man named David Scissorhands. Some people called him a freak. In fact, most people called him a freak. "Freaky, freak-freak!" is what they would exclaim. But David had one talent...cutting hedges into different objects with his scissors. Unfortunately, the shapes were not aesthetically pleasing. For David was a left-handed freak, and only had access to regular, righty scissors. Thus, most of David's "creations" would simply be named "Blob #1" and "Eyesore". This has been the pointless tale of..........David Scissorhands.
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