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The Giants Are An Absolute Clusterf---.

For the SECOND week in a row, my beloved New York Football Giants have blown a ten-point lead and lost the game.  Seven days ago, it was a crushing defeat to the Dallas Cowboys.  This afternoon, they choked up the game to the Atlanta Falcons.  Mistakes.  Dropped balls.  Screwed-up defense.  It's been an utter trainwreck for the G-Men.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have to slam my dumb head against the wall for caring about sports as much as I do.  Then, I'm gonna shove a spiked, first-down marker up my nose.  After that, I'm gonna let a random stranger dressed up as a referee kick me squarely in the Man Zone.  Have a nice day.

- East Side Dave