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NO Coke Slurpee at 7-11?! WTF?!

Listen, dogsie.  I am not usually a complainer, whiner, or public masturbator (strike the latter), but I must argue about one thing here.  I went into 7-11 yesterday morning for a fine, refreshing Coke Slurpee...and they had NONE!!  The flavors they carried were lemon, strawberry, grape, and bull shit.  Hey, 7-11, I came here to  do two things: drink come Coke Slurpee and kick some ass.  Looks like we're all out of Coke Slurpee.

- East Side Dave

by Dave