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Han Solo - Con Artist?

Quite frankly, what is Han Solo thinking trying to charge Obi-Wan and me 10,000 space-bucks for getting a ride to Alderaan?  I mean, that's like you asking me to give you a hitch to the liquor store two miles away.  Han...come on, man!  Charge Obi-Wan and Luke what's fair or we'll bring Yogurt into this deal and these negotiations will turned damned ugly!  That is all!

- East Side Dave Skywalker