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SHARK!!!

Although, truth be told, this is a Tiger Shark..  The bite radius of this animal does not match the wounds of the Kintner boy.  However, despite what Mayor Vaughn thinks, I say we cut this son of a bitch open and let that little Kintner brat spill all over the dock (if he is even there).  It's go time!

- Dave Hooper