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Colonel David Sanders!

First they cast Darrell Hammond as Colonel Sanders for KFC commercials.  Now, they've switched to Norm MacDonald as Colonel Sanders.  Hogwash!  Hogwash, I says!!  The best thing for Kentucky Fried Chicken would be to name myself, Sir "East Side" Dave McDonald, as the true Colonel Sanders.  I mean, think of all the wonderful nightmares that I would cause children to have!  KFC, if you're listening, I only charge two million dollars per commercial.  Thanks!

- Dave