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Happy July Fourth To You All!

U-S-A!  U-S-A!!  Let's get nutty today!  Let us shoot explosions into the sky and chug beer and throw hamburgers at each other and chuck sparklers at people and eat potato salad until we barf and have some Jell-O shots, and lick melted ice cream off the sidewalk, and light out house on fire, and chant U-S-A!!  Happy July Fourth!  

- East Side Dave