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A Lightsaber...Truly An Elegant Weapon?

"...An elegant weapon...for a more civilized age."  

- Obi-Wan Kenobi, referring to a Jedi's lightsaber.  But the Dave Man asks the question, what about poor Ponda Baba, the butt-chinned creature at the Cantina Bar who got his arm chopped off?  And remember the nice, furry Wampa in Episode V who was dismembered by Luke after hanging Skywalker in his snow-cave?  I'm guessing these guys didn't think the lightsaber was very "civilized."  This has been an "East Side" Dave - Star Wars Editorial.  See you today (and every weekday) at 6 AM for Carl & Dave (and Gotts) on Jersey's legendary WRAT, 95.9 The RAT.  Good day.

- Master Davey-Wan Kenob